WHAT IF?!?!

WHAT IF EVERYONE'S EYES WERE THE SAME COLOR AS THEIR BIRTHSTONE!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY.

Seriously took me 2 days to put this picture together, but it looks so cool.

The Black Parade

“When I was”

“Not again”

“a young boy”

“YOU’RE A GIRL!!”

“My father took me into the city”

“I NEVER TOOK YOU INTO THE CITY!!”

“To see a marching band.”

“I NEVER DID!!!!”

“He said, son”

“YOU’RE STILL A GIRL”

“When you grow up”

“YOU’RE 25!! MOVE OUT!!”

“Would you be the savior of the broken”

“I NEVER SAID THAT!!”

“The beaten and the damned”

“YOU’RE GONNA BE BEATEN!!”

“He said, Will you defeat them,”

“I NEVER SAID THAT!!!”

“Your demons, and all the non-believers,”

“WOULD YOU STOP”

“The plans that they have made?

“STOP!!!”

“Because one day I’ll leave you,”

“I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! GO BUY AN APARTMENT!!”

“A phantom to lead you in the summer,”

“THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE"

“To join the Black Parade.”

“IF YOU WANNA JOIN THE BLACK MARKET, GO AHEAD, NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU"

Dane Cook

I personally think Dane Cook is one of the funniest people out there. He is inappropriate most of the time, but very funny. And it's the best kind of funny, the funny that tells it like it is, but makes real life shit seem funny and bearable. He has an interesting way of looking at situations. I think he has great material and energy. He's relateable too. I feel like he just comes up with the perfect reactions to every situation in life. If you haven't seen any of his youtube videos, go watch some, hilarious, but not for little kids. Just so you know. Some of his material is more for adults. He may seem like kind of a jerk to some but I think it's just an act that he knows most of his audience wants to see. He's good enough to have live shows in front of a lot of people. I, personally, would go see one of his shows live. He's also pretty hot in a rugged sort of way. For your enjoyment here's a quick example.